I feel like Celine Dion in 1996: it’s all coming back to me now. * Googles own review of the season one finale he wrote ages ago*Īh, yes! There we go. I’ll just do what I should have done in the first place. You’re just confusing it with Lord of the Ringslike everyone else does. He didn’t even guest star! Obviously you don’t remember much about the Shannara Chronicles, either. What are you talking about?! Elijah Wood has nothing to do with this show.
Anybody? Bueller? Yes, you with the Insurgent T-shirt. So, I ask the die-hard Shannara fans – all fifteen of you out there – to give me a refresher on season one so I can be reminded of what the heck went down. Protagonist’s name was–galavant around Uwe Boll’s rendition of Middle-Earth with her two role-playing partners, one of whom likes to breathe through their mouth a lot (not going to say who it is). That came out in, what, 2016? That was two Star Wars movies ago! Great Robert Jordan’s ghost! It’s been an incredibly long time since we’ve seen Katniss, er–whatever Ms. I remember next to nothing about the first season of The Shannara Chronicles – and I reviewed the damn thing. It was just so epic with its uh…sheer…y’know, epicness. Rejoice all you teenagers looking for exciting background noise to zone out to while scrolling through your newsfeeds: The Chronicles of Sha-nay-nay is back! The big question right now is – is it better than ever, or is it “meh”-er than ever? Because let’s be real: it’d be hard to top what this show had accomplished in its first year.
This The Shannara Chronicles review contains spoilers.
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